Dispatch

• Genre: Visual Novel? TV Show?/Strategy
• Spoiler Free Review: Some allusions to spoilers, but mostly indirect.
• Time Played: 6 hours
• Too Short/Long: It was solid, maybe even just a little too short. I would have liked to have seen a bit more filler content, and maybe even a couple more dispatching missions. Some felt a little long, and I feel putting a couple more shorter ones in between to make sure all the characters get a bit more attention really would have hit the sweet spot.
• Did I cry: I did tear up a bit.
• Soundtrack: Great soundtrack, already acquired. Has some great synthwave backgrounds and some great closing chapter tracks as well.
• Why I played: Dispatch got a lot of praise and while I haven't played tons of Telltale games, I know this one specifically was from people involved with The Wolf Among Us, which I did enjoy a lot.
• Jank: Similar to Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood, it seemed like a couple occasions the selector was stuck and I had to just press other buttons to get things to "reset" so to speak. Also trying to select a mission when there are a dozen things on screen to select and you only have second to select them isn't the most intuitive. Both are games maybe most optimal on PC.
• Difficulty: There were times the challenges seemed pretty difficult, I failed a few hacking scenarios and wasn't necessarily able to save everyone every mission, but I didn't fail a mission and don't know if you can? I know you can turn off the ability to fail hacking if that's too hard - and it is, arguably the hardest part.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm very pleased with Dispatch. I probably liked it a good bit more than I thought I would. 
• Recommend to others: I definitely would, with the caveat that it's probably not for everyone. It can be a bit crude at times, and it feels like the obvious thing to say, but if you like stuff like The Boys or Invincible, this is right in line with them.
  

To elaborate on that, Dispatch is right in line with a more wholesome version of The Boys and Invincible. Both of those are crude, juvenile and cynical takes on subversive superheroes. Dispatch is basically the same thing but far less cynical. It know how to have a good time and let you enjoy the moment. The world that exists outside our story isn't inherently depressing and rotten. The heroes are "true heroes". Even their Super Man analog that is really just a Omni Man except what if he was dumb and not evil - at worse he considers doing bad things just because he's super depressed, a "take the whole world with me" type scenario but he more or less just says that as an offhanded comment rather than actually considering it... I think.

All that said, the majority of the cast aren't heroes. They're villains who have been given a second chance but aren't exactly having the best time of it. This is why Dispatch succeeds in still having a lot of the same abrasive and crude aspects you see in stuff like Invincible and the Boys, and yet somehow manages to be wholesome about it. These are people who have a bad history who are trying to be better, but they haven't shed their rough exterior and bad attitudes.

This made it really fun to watch them grow into their new roles. This is where I think Dispatch misses the mark a little bit though, because for the sake of keeping the story moving along at a more or less brisk pace, you aren't offered enough time to sit with any of these moments before things are shifted, before the pot needs to be stirred. So there is a little bit of emotional whiplash there. That's why I think the game would have benefitted from just a little bit more of a filler of doing some more or less standard dispatching mission gameplay with maybe a little filler scene between, here and there.

 

I'm not entirely sure how much the missions actually have an affect on the game. I never fully failed, so I don't know if you can, and I don't know if doing better or worse affects and aspects of the story, dialog, or interactions, but I would be surprised if it didn't, as it seemed to have a good number of variables for you to change up the scenes. The dispatching is fun, especially when you get more experience with it and get better with it. Which is another reason I wish there were maybe a couple more smaller/shorter missions sprinkled throughout.

All and all a really good game, with a fun story and set of characters though. I really enjoyed it.

Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood

• Genre: Visual Novel
• Spoiler Free Review: Not entirely, it's mostly story, so hard to not talk about that.
• Time Played: ~10 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's fine.
• Did I cry: I choked up a couple times, maybe got moistened eyes.
• Soundtrack: Really good. Definitely need to acquire.
• Why I played: It just looked like a cute game, and even though I haven't played it, I always hear/see how Red Strings Club is so great and it's made by the same people. I also like witches and thought the card making might be neat.
• Jank: I played it on Switch and it was quite a bit janky when it came to the controls. You wouldn't think so, but the pointer would often get stuck and instead of being able to just use left/right to select things, I would have to move it via free movement of the right stick. This wasn't a consistent issue, so I know it wasn't meant to function that way. A minor inconvenience all-in-all but you would think something with so few controls would have the issue.
• Difficulty: Zero. There is no way to lose.
• Pleased/Disappointed: Both pleased and disappointed. I really liked it at first but it kind of diminished as it went on.
• Recommend to others: Maybe? I still really like the card creating aspect and actually wish there was more to do in that regard. Story options may affect perception and the game is certainly interesting. It's a hard call.
  

Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood is a game where you play as an exiled Witch and create your own divination cards - many story paths/elements are dictated by your readings. It's is kind of an odd case because I feel like it's both good and bad. Sometimes the writing is clever, cute, fun. Sometimes it's crude, tactless, amateur. The mechanics are fun and neat, but restrictive and confining. Besides the mechanics behind the choices you make, at least in my playthough, I was barely provided with enough resources to continue making cards I wanted to make. Even toward the very end of the game.

Silent Hill f

• Genre: Survival Horror
• Spoiler Free Review: No, all the parts I want to talk about are spoilers, and the more I go on, the more overtly spoilery it'll get.
• Time Played: ~40 Hours, kind of hard to tell because PlayStation timer and in-game timer are dramatically different. I don't feel I left the game idle too long, but I noticed the game doesn't actually count any time spent in menus, reading the journal and documents and such, which in my perspective, is actually a large part of the game, that I do count.
• Too Short/Long: Too long if you really wanna delve into the story, that is, play it multiple times. I was looking at closer to 15 hours for a single playthrough. They don't do enough to mix things up or shorten replays. There was an option to skip one section that takes a few minutes in subsequent playthroughs, but it doesn't do much to shave off time overall. Apparently it was added later, maybe people just complained that part was tedious? But I found running through corridors to do the same sections over and over again more tedious.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: Perfectly eerie where it needs to be, great outros, and while a bit of a shift from standard Silent Hill fare, it's still pretty good and even makes children chanting a banger.
• Why I played: I'd never otherwise work up the courage to play a Silent Hill game if it weren't for seeing some of the cool stuff in this game while my wife was playing. She played it when it came out, but after giving Resident Evil requiem a shot, I felt up to the task.
• Jank: It's got some time where responses don't seem to go perfectly and it's controls are a bit clunky at times, but both of these complaints are minor, it's not really that janky.
• Difficulty: It's difficult in the way a horror game is meant to be, like it's scary, and things can more or less kill you right away if you're not ready for it, but it's not punishing at all, and on the standard difficulties isn't that hard overall.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm actually very pleased with this. I still found it harder to play than an average game due to the horror element more than anything else. The paranoia I have, having to check every corner, concerned something is going to get me every step of the way. It definitely hinders the experience for me a bit, but I still enjoyed it.
• Recommend to others: I definitely would, especially if you have any interest in the mid-20th century rural Japanese aesthetic, or Japanese folklore, or Japanese style horror. It nails them all. I'm also sure that anyone who gets any enjoyment out of the horror elements would find a lot more to love here.
  

Since I tanked Resident Evil Requiem, and was still in a bit of a rut of what I personally wanted to play, I figured I'd maybe try tackling Silent Hill f as well. I of course had already seen a good bit of gameplay when Alice played it and saw some pretty cool stuff. Had I not seen the cool stuff, I probably still wouldn't have ever considered touching this.

Compared to Resident Evil, I would say that some of the more tense moments in Resident Evil were actually more tense - because of what it has you do and the fact you could instantly die, and you legitimately were against things you couldn't kill, or you could more easily get overwhelmed. So Resident Evil was more tense from a gameplay perspective, for sure, and one thing it did have going for it in the horror aspect - for better or worse, was it had more "dark and scary" places. Obviously relying on the fear of what you can't see is something many if not most horror games do, and Resident Evil relies a bit more on dark - it has less of a supernatural element, whereas Silent Hill can just make things be there that weren't before. Or perhaps worse, make things just disappear all the same.

Resident Evil requiem

• Genre: Survival Horror/Action
• Spoiler Free Review: Yeah
• Time Played: 16:50
• Too Short/Long: It was longer than I expected, having heard a bunch of people say they played it for "about 10 hours". Now my "Time Played" is based off the timer they give at the end, and with deaths, reloads, etc, and I don't know if menus/cutscenes count, regardless it's probably another hour or so - as my PlayStation shows 18 hours.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: It's okay. As most of the sound is atmospheric and to set the mood, it is appropriate, but it's not a soundtrack I'm going to hunt down to listen to.
• Why I played: My wife has been obsessed with this game. For the month following it's release, she played almost every day. Each day we were home, with no prior engagements. She tried to take small breaks so she wouldn't burn herself out, but ultimate returned to the game time and time again. She'd attempt to engage me in Resident Evil discussions which I could not really partake in except with speculative insight and second hand experience. She absolutely loved this game, and even spoke to how it changed her perspective on gaming as a whole.
  
  Since I played nearly 200 hours of Pokopia, I've been meandering on what to play. Sure I could do other things, but I felt most like playing a game at times, but few things were scratching the itch. I weirdly landed on Yoku's Island Express a bit, but otherwise maybe played an hour-two tops of maybe 30 different games. Since I was so undecided, I thought it might be a good opportunity to invest some time into a game she held to such high regard and has not been able to stop talking about for a month.
• Jank: This is a pretty polished game. If there is any jank I even thought of it was so seldom or infrequent that I can't recall any at this time.
• Difficulty: I played on Modern mode and it wasn't too difficult. I may have died a couple times due to carelessness, but I also spent a lot of time Conserving Ammo(as Grace) and playing it safe. When it came to boss fights, they were mostly pretty easy. Though some aspect of classic probably round it out a bit, this genre isn't my forte and I needed whatever I could to get through it. I even considered playing it on easy, but it probably would have been way too easy. 
• Pleased/Disappointed: Overall I'm pleased with what it offered and it was fun. I probably wouldn't have played it of my own accord, or even if Alice liked it just a bit less and only played through it 3 times, instead of 5 times.
• Recommend to others: I'm not in a place of recommending this type of game to anyone, but I would say it's a good enough game that if anyone is a fan of the series, there is little reason to skip this one.
  

I am not really a fan of the Resident Evil series. I have Resident Evil 4 because that was such a revolutionary game when it was released, but I never quite finished it. I never went to the Castle - though I think I only stopped just short of it. So really, this is the only... oh, it's actually the third Resident Evil game I have finished. I completed The Umbrella Chronicles and The Darkside Chronicles for the Nintendo Wii. The on-rails shooters that play abbreviated chapters from throughout many of the games up til that point, which also feature some original content leading up to the events of Resident Evil 4.

Other than that, I haven't really played any "real" Resident Evil game to any extent, outside maybe a demo or two, and considering the Chronicles games were the better part of twenty years ago, and played mostly for the novelty of the on-rails shooter on a platform that made that genre easy to adapt, I haven't really invested much into the series as I usually can't stand to play horror games. I'm usually too nervous to advance, and am constantly doubling back, saving over a save I just made, too filled with anxiety to comfortably play. The aforementioned entries to the series have more of an action approach, than horror, and even requiem maintains that for at least half of the game.

I think Resident Evil requiem is largely for the fans. There seem to be a lot of references and easter eggs for the long-term, dedicated fans. Stand-alone it's gameplay is fine, but the story only just manages to stand on it's own, and even then I have some assistance as someone who isn't entirely oblivious to the world of Resident Evil. Maybe if I was more dedicated the game would have meant more to me, as is, it was serviceable, and even if I wouldn't have approached it on my own, I don't feel like I wasted my time having played it.

Yoku's Island Express

• Genre: Pinball/Metoidvania
• Spoiler Free Review: Not much to spoiler, so yeah.
• Time Played: 11 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's good.
• Did I cry: Nah
• Soundtrack: It's fine for it's settings but nothing to really jam to.
• Why I played: A lot of "Metroidvania" and Pinball-video game spaces alike mention the game in a rather positive light. Definitely seemed interesting/different, and I like pinball as a mechanic.
• Jank: It's not too bad, but there were some points where things were stuck, not in a broken way, just in a... ugh this shouldn't happen way.
• Difficulty: Mostly it's not too difficult, but there are times when getting your ball exactly where you need it feels more difficult than it should be. You also get an ability later on that is very hard to control precisely, despite many challenges with it requiring very precise control.
• Pleased/Disappointed: Overall I'm pretty pleased, it was fun, and different, and inspired me to play some other pinball-video games.
• Recommend to others: It's an easy recommend for anyone that actually likes pinball plus the exploration aspect of exploratory action platformers, as the "action" is light unless you consider flipping flippers action, and the platforming is... well I mean the whole point is to get the ball onto different platforms in a sense, but it's not exactly the same kind of "platforming". There is no jump button, but obviously you "jump" via flippers and such.
  

Yoku's Island Express isn't necessarily the first attempt at a Pinball-esque adventure game, but it is one of only a few I can think of, and perhaps the only one fitting precisely into it's genre. It's pretty good. Besides a few sections that get a little frustrating for the ball not going exactly where you want, it pretty much meets all expectations. It helps you do have a little direct control over the ball as technically Yoku is a little beetle pushing the ball around. Though, most of the time the ball is yanking Yoku.

I would say I'm a little disappointed at the 100% completion ending(which I don't think you technically can get before the normal ending), as I mostly was there by the end of the game and went back in just to turn in that last bit. I guess it's just a cute little bonus, but for all the work for this whole other aspect of the game - throughout the whole game, I expected a bit more. Overall though, fun and pretty neat and different game.

Pokémon Pokopia

• Genre: Life-Sim Sandbox game?
• Spoiler Free Review: Allusions to potential spoilers, gameplay, unlocks, etc.
• Time Played: ~50 Hours
• Too Short/Long: This is probably one of those games that can greatly vary depending on what you want to do. I didn't B-line the main story, I "casually" enjoyed my progress as I made it and did activities as they were made available to me while engaging with the whole breadth of the game. So for me, it felt just right.
• Did I cry: I got just a little watery eyed at one point.
• Soundtrack: It's fine. It's cute. It's just a little more repetitive than I'd prefer, and considering they have dozens of existing Pokémon tracks in the form of collectable CDs and various ways to play them, you think one would be as a radio for you, the player, but no, they only come through in the lower quality output of the in-game music playing items. There are some neat reprises of classic Pokémon melodies though.
• Why I played: I honestly only snagged it out of FOMO. It looked like something people were talking about and already really liking prior to actual release, and I saw just enough things that made me want to give it a try. I thought going in to it, it was going to be New Horizons 2.0 and I would kind of regret getting it just because it was something everyone else was playing.
• Jank: Surprisingly jank-light. Not free. There are some controls that could be a little bit more refined. I can't count the times I removed or broke something I didn't want to, or placed something incorrectly. There are supposedly some issues with Pokémon "despawning", which I may have experienced a couple times but was resolvable, but apparently certain situations it's not. Just some other general funkiness. It's to be expected with a game of this type. The more room for error the more error there will be, and there is a surprisingly large amount of stuff in this game and it's just impressive how it handles it.
• Difficulty: It's hard to say this is "difficult" in any capacity, so this will be rated more on tedium. Is it tedious? Not really. Sometimes, but not that much. I could see some quality of life improvements that give you more storage/remote /universal access, but that's about it. There are several different "main areas" in the game, and pretty much the only time the game needs to load is going between them, and sometimes, I have items I need in a storage in one of those different areas, so I have to visit an area just to grab the item and return back to where I am playing. That's a little tedious.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm extremely pleased. I had way more fun with this game than I expected I would. I may even continue playing it a bit even though I finished the story. This might be one of those games some people say "only truly starts when you finish the story", which I can understand why even if I don't agree, depending on what you're looking for getting into it.
• Recommend to others: I definitely would highly recommend it to anyone who likes any combination of Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Minecraft(or Minecraft contemporaries like Terraria or Dragon Quest Builders). In fact, I'm a bit disappointed I didn't see more people I know jumping into this game immediately. I think timing is a factor, but I've expressed my disappointment with New Horizons, and this is just the complete opposite experience for me, and yet there was a time where practically anyone I knew with a Switch was playing Animal Crossing. It helps it came out right at the start of the pandemic in 2020, but like I said - timing.

I just don't know where to begin with Pokémon Pokopia as it exceeded my expectations at almost every turn. It was such a joy to play. I'm not much of a "sandbox" style game player. I enjoyed Breath of the Wild more than Tears of the Kingdom. I played Animal Crossing until I rolled credits. I played Terraria until I rolled credits. I played Starbound until I rolled credits. I never cared for Minecraft, at all.

Yars Rising

• Genre: Platforming Action (Metroidvania), Arcade
• Spoiler Free Review: Mostly, just mechanical progression shared and such. The story isn't the draw anyway.
• Time Played: ~10 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's solid.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: Actually way better than I expected going in. It's a pretty awesome soundtrack with a lot of original vocal tracks.
• Why I played: I've been playing Panzer Dragoon Saga here and there and while I was playing I wanted to play Panzer Dragoon(not Saga), but diverted to the 2011 Yar's Revenge which is also an on-rails shooter, but then was like "Wait don't I have some kind of Yars-themed Metroidvania and I decided to check this out.
• Jank: It's got a little jank with the controls not feeling 100% the way they're supposed to. Other than that I don't think there is anything.
• Difficulty: This one is a roller coaster. Because of the original Yars Revenge style arcade challenges, it has moments where it's very difficult. By default it leaves a prompt for "Invincible Yar" for arcade sections - if you lose a couple times it'll prompt you at each challenge. I turned this off myself, so I can't speak for how much "easier" the game makes it. I imagine some of those arcade challenges might even be a little difficult even when invincible. 
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm pretty please with this, I enjoyed it way more than I expected.
• Recommend to others: I'm not entirely sure I would go out of my way to. It's not like I know a lot of people clamoring for more Yars Revenge content in 2026. It's kind of an odd weird out of place game that feels like it's made by a bunch of of 50+ aged developers who want to make a game to appeal to the 15-35 age group who aren't into classic Atari games enough.
  

Yars Rising surprised me, I enjoyed it a lot. As a stand-alone metroidvania, it's not too much, it's pretty much the basics at bare-minimum with serviceable game play, often cringy but not entirely too bad dialog, in near-stock with just enough going on to not look too bland environments. It's one of a million in the genre, especially those in the breadth of recent indie metroidvania games.

Then there is the music, the music is stellar enough that it may have kept me playing on it's own. Good music can really elevate an experience in a video game. Not necessarily make a bad one enjoyable, but make a somewhat enjoyable one enjoyable enough to keep playing, or otherwise make a good game a great experience.

Then there is the "hacking", which is performed by playing various challenges that are - for the most part, just playing the original Yars Revenge, each with a condition, goal, modifier, etc. Sometimes you're playing a version inspired by another Atari game entirely. Some of these are extremely difficult, but besides turning invincible mode on, you also have a degree of skill customization that allows you to equip abilities for both the overworld game play, and the hacking.

And that's another point. The game isn't just a Yar game, it's an Atari game. It's filled with references to other Atari franchises - primarily in it's boss battles. As you progress, or once you've finished the game, you've unlocked dozen more of the Arcade-style challenges just to play from the main menu sans equipable skills. So when you're done with the adventure, you're still left with more straight-forward Yar game. At the very least, it's a good value.

Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo

• Genre: Action Adventure
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: 22 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's solid.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: It's not bad, but it doesn't really stand out.
• Why I played: It just seems like a game I'd like, but also a friend was adamant about how much they liked it and personally recommended I play it.
• Jank: On Switch, it seems to have some graphic issues when you Switch from dock to handheld - something I often do with my Switch.
• Difficulty: On average I'd say it's normal difficult, but some aspects are really challenging. It never quite gets to teeth gritting difficulty, but it teeters.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm pleased enough. I'm only disappointed it wasn't like a new favorite. It was solid though.
• Recommend to others: I would recommend people try the demo and if they like that, get the game. The demo is pretty much how the game will feel for awhile, but it definitely gets better the more abilities you get.
  

Pipistrello is a solid game, but to me it felt like it started off a bit slow, half the game I was just a tad bored, it just felt a little slow, but I was also interested in what I would see or unlock next. So that said, I would maybe have liked to have seen some of the abilities you get in the game a bit earlier. However, that said, getting used to all the ways you can utilize them and mix them up with everything else took some getting used to.

Since the game is a little bit open-ended, maybe it's the way I progressed by trying to hunt down everything and search every nook and cranny as I played, but I don't think so, because I think I would have struggled a bit more without every upgrade I could find up to each point. I think there are a lot of great ideas and they're executed beautifully in very fun ways. Just something about the overall pacing/progression that felt a little off to me. I appreciated where it shined in it's uniqueness, but the places it didn't, the general walking around, and general combat, felt lackluster. It's almost as if this game would have maybe benefitted from being more linear and focusing on using only the abilities that are unique to it. I can't say for sure if that would have made for a better game, but I definitely feel something was holding it back from being a truly unique experience.

Split Fiction

• Genre: Action Adventure Platforming Etc.
• Spoiler Free Review: Mostly, but the screenshots could arguably be the most spoilery as a good bit of the experience is finding out what parts of the game you encounter next.
• Partners: Alice
• Time Played: 15 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's pretty good. Some sections I might have liked to have seen explored more or revisited, but I can't complain.
• Did I cry: I got watery eyed a couple times.
• Soundtrack: There is some good music and even some vocal tracks, but it's mostly an undertone for the gameplay since the majority of the game has dialog spoken throughout.
• Why I played: It just seemed like it would be a great co-op game. Obviously the studios previous games were great co-op experiences, but this one seemed even better and a bit more aligned with Alice and my interests.
• Jank: It's mostly pretty jank-free, surprisingly with everything they do with the game. There a couple times it feels like the platforming could have been fine tuned just a bit, and just a few times it does actually feel janky, but it's such a small percentage of the game play, and it's otherwise impressive how much they pull off that I'll fully give them a pass on any of the jank that seeps through.
• Difficulty: It's mostly not that difficult and it's very forgiving when it comes to death/failure. There are some spots it's surprisingly difficult though, but most the difficulty comes from the times where it leaves you alone to figure things out on your own - which I appreciate.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm extremely pleased with Split Fiction, it's even better than I expected.
• Recommend to others: I would absolutely recommend this to anyone with someone they can reliably play through the whole game with. If you have someone to play co-op games with, you should definitely play this.
  

Split Fiction was fantastic. I'm not sure what really needs to be said. I definitely think it's one of the best and most impressive games that released last year. It just does so much in the game, explores so many genres, and types of gameplay, while generally retaining a familiar feel. Split Fiction is definitely something I would call a "gamer's game", something I think people who love games in general and play a lot of games will appreciate more than anyone else. But it's also much more accessible than most games I would call a "gamer's game". Something like Evoland - the first game I can think of I would also classify as such, is definitely more for people who are a bit more obsessed with games, and especially older games, and especially jrpgs, it's something I don't think everyone would enjoy. I think anyone would enjoy Split Fiction - it just has that much more to offer the more you already like.

Arguably the worst aspect of Split Fiction is the narrative. There are times it's clunky. Times it's cheesy. Times you really have to suspend your disbelief. Also just portrayals of the characters archetypes that are just very narrow or cliche. That said, the writing is still generally pretty fun and entertaining, and it doesn't fumble it so much you can't be emotionally invested, but the appeal and strength is definitely the gameplay and how seemless it is from the moment-to-moment.

It was loads of fun and that's what matters most, and so I have a bunch of screenshots I wanna share but these are arguably spoilery as finding out and seeing what you encounter is perhaps the best part of the game, so with that warning, everything below is just kind of in random order.

Codename: Ocean Keeper

• Genre: Action
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: 15-20 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's about right.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: It has some good tracks but nothing I'm going to seek out to listen to on it's own.
• Why I played: It looked cool, had a spider mech.
• Jank: The Switch version is definitely a little janky and just decides to randomly crash. I might have finished the game a bit sooner if not for that.
• Difficulty: It's got rougelite progression where you get upgrades as you play and get further and as you get more upgrades, it's not too difficult.
• Pleased/Disappointed: Pleased enough.
• Recommend to others: I wouldn't exactly go out of my way. It's a perfectly serviceable game and entertained me, similar games that this one may have taken inspiration from like... Dome Keeper and Wall World might be more worth it to some.
  

Hey, finally played a game made in the past decade this year. At first it was just kind of a filler game because I wasn't sure what to play and was like "oh I got that, let me check that out" and ended up getting hooked on the gameplay loop.

Codename: Ocean Keeper, also known as Ocean Keeper: Dome Survivor on Steam is almost definitely inspired by the above mentioned games. I've only played Wall World, but I've also seen Dome Keeper, and I've seen a couple other similar games, but this one is pretty new by comparison. It has a cool mech though and a decent enough amount of options for weapons and upgrades that I opted to sink my time into this one.

You have a minute and a half between waves of enemies that are progressively more deadly, during which you need to find a mine, do some mining, use minerals to upgrade your stuff so you can survive more waves of enemies. Pretty simple. There are some light puzzle areas that are story related and a little bit of the random upgrades per run mechanic, but both are pretty much the lightest they could be without not existing. I would have liked to have seen larger timers or a timer pause so they could maybe do more intricate or just more of the little puzzle areas, but there are only a handful of them.

Sonic Chaos

• Genre: Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: ~1 Hour
• Too Short/Long: It's pretty short, but I guess for a game gear game it's not bad.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: It's alright.
• Why I played: I was just being wishy washy on what to play and was checking out the Sonic Origins collection.
• Jank: It's solid. I feel like some aspects of the controls are janky though. The delay in jumping/not jumping when I clearly hit the button sometimes, and the knockback is way too much.
• Difficulty: It's not the easiest game, and far from the easiest Sonic game.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm pretty pleased. I wasn't necessarily going to run through the whole game, but it was a little bit of a nostalgia trip.
• Recommend to others: Sonic Chaos is pretty good for a Sonic game made for the Game Gear. I wouldn't go out of my way to tell people they should play it, but if they have the Sonic Origins collection, maybe give it a try.
  

Sonic Chaos was maybe one of my favorite Sonic games as a little kid. I didn't have a Genesis until after Nintendo 64 and PlayStation. My cousin had one, and I was frequently at my Aunt's, so I got to play it a bit here and there, but it's not the same as something you have nearly limitless access to. I did have a Sega Game Gear, and Sonic Chaos might have been the game I played the most on it.

It has a couple little frustrating aspects as mentioned above, but I think it's mostly pretty solid and holds up. Not like early Sonic games were super long, but yeah this one may be a bit more bite sized, appropriately so for the platform.

Mega Man X8

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes. Excluding a screenshot.
• Time Played: ~15 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's good. It has what feels like more reason to return to levels and there is enough variety it doesn't get old.
• Did I cry: Almost.
• Soundtrack: X8 has one of the better soundtracks. I don't know if it's the best, but it does have what might be one of my favorite tracks; Jakob Stage.
• Why I played: To finish up the final mainline game in the Mega Man X marathon, with this I've played all X1-X8
• Jank: X8 I feel like is pretty refined. It might not be perfect, but it's pretty jankfree. There are a couple little bugs in the original version that I think they fixed for Legacy collection, but that's about it.
• Difficulty: X8 varies a little more in this. I think sometimes it's one of the most challenging games in the series and sometimes it's not. It could be how much better I got as I went on, or how many upgrades I got that carried me along, but even with everything, the final bosses are pretty tough. Maybe not the toughest, but I think there is a pretty good balance of difficulty and challenge where maybe at times it's frustrating, but never so much it makes me mad.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm extremely please. I think X8 is maybe the best game in the series, and I think it's unfortunate that so many people haven't or don't give it a fair shot.
• Recommend to others: I definitely would. It's kind of weird to say I would recommend it over the others, but I reaffirmed any defense I had of X8. Going in I was a bit worried that maybe I was being generous with my memory of having enjoyed X8 - after all, I also liked X5 and X6 which SOME people say are worse than X7(and are wrong). But yeah, if you have never played X8 and weren't sure if it held up or were worried about the direction of the X games after 4, definitely give 8 a shot.
  

I loved Mega Man X8, and I think until Mega Man ZX/Advent came out it might have been my favorite Mega Man game, but I can't remember, and that's only really a two year window 20 years ago. I might have to replay ZX/Advent sometime soon. I definitely remember years ago having to defend X8 a lot because people lumped it in with X7. I'm sure some people just still didn't like the move to 3d graphics instead of the sprites they've come to love, and honestly visually, X8 is nothing special. At the time I thought it looked pretty good, but at the time was 22 years ago. They should have kept the cel shading they used in X7, just maybe... different character models and better animated, there are aspects of X7's visuals which hold up better and I think most people now realize cel shading in any of the first couple generations of 3D platforms aged way better. It also just fits the style of Mega Man way better. Shoot, the fmv cutscenes in the game look like they're just cel shaded renders.

Mega Man X7

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: 7-8 Hours (End game timer says around 4-ish, again, definitely not the actual time spent in game)
• Too Short/Long: It's fine for what it is, it definitely doesn't need to be any longer.
• Did I cry: I cried but only because of how bad it was.
• Soundtrack: It's not the best Mega Man X soundtrack.
• Why I played: Well, in the spirit of things, I felt like I should finally knock this one out.
• Jank: It's extremely janky. Not necessarily in the buggy way, but it's obnoxious to go through menus, the controls sometimes terrible. The hitboxes are not actually on model for like anything. The contact with the environment is pretty much always off.
• Difficulty: It's one of the easier games in the series, the only time it's difficult is when things are frustrating because of the jank. It does have one of the harder boss rushes due to the fact the bosses aren't as easily stun-locked from their weaknesses, which could be considered a good thing if they were more fun. Some are, some are not.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I was going in with the lowest of expectations, so I guess I can say I'm pleased... enough. I'm not actually pleased, I wish Mega Man X7 was straight up a better in game in almost every way.
• Recommend to others: I do not. I pretty much skipped this one back in the day and for good reason. It's not really a good game by any metric.
  

This is actually the first time I have finished Mega Man X7, despite several prior attempts to play this game. I think I was possibly the most turned off the first time. After years of building up how bad it was, it wasn't... QUITE as bad as I had it in my memory. That said, I'm glad I finally got through it, and to this day I just can't believe what they churned out to such a beloved franchise, but it's further testament that Mega Man was never "AAA". That said, X5 was rough, but X7 is pretty much just bad. The voice acting is barely a tier above X4, which is a great game all aside the voice acting. In the 3D movement section, they move like slugs despite still being animated like they're running, as if they're running on ice. The camera is at a weird angle most levels making it hard to judge what you're actually lined up with. In 3D movement sections the camera is constantly fighting against you to move to behind the character making it harder to dodge enemy attacks. The hit boxes of either the character or almost every attack is way bigger than it looks, you are just constantly taking no-contact damage. Oh and to top it off, the enemies are a bit of an HP sponge thanks to the fact the American version apparently lowered all attack values. Someone at Capcom must have really thought American gamers needed harder games, there are like 6 Gamecube/PS2 era games from Capcom just off the top of my head that were harder for the American version. (the others being Devil May Cry 3, Resident Evil 4, PN03, Chaos Legion).

That sponginess made their super cool new character "Axl" basically useless because you had to take dozens of shots on just regular enemies and trying to determine when you can use his copy shot which has to charge was a pain in the ass. It was easier to just not use it at all except where you absolutely have to for collectibles. Also, Axl sucks ass. Another trend of the time was to try to introduce a new main hero for the new generation or something, and that sucked and pretty much failed every time. You can't even play X until at minimum 1/3rd of the way through the game. If you play "poorly" enough, he only becomes available for the final missions, at which point, he's probably not worth using unless you very strategically avoided most of the upgrades in the game and are replaying all the levels for them.

Despite everything wrong with it, there are a few cool things for a Mega Man fan, there are cool ideas and level design and stage gimmicks that could have been really cool if it was a better game. It sounds silly to say, but this could have been a good game, if it were better. It's just all built on a poor foundation and then shoved in with little effort. It's a shame that Mega Man was kind of abandoned for so long post Inafune leaving Capcom. I would have loved to have seen what some new modern takes that actually took care could have done and X7 at the very least was making an attempt for that at the time. It was just too soon and they put too little effort in for what they wanted to achieve. It plays like/maybe worse than the many random licensed movie-tie of the time, and those were notoriously shovelware/slop at the time so much so it was a legitimate surprise when one wasn't bad. I say this about X7 because X8 I know goes back to playing it safe, and sure it might end up being a much better game for it, but it doesn't mean if done well, the things X7 was trying to do, couldn't have been good.

Mega Man X6

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: ~10 Hours, though the post-credits timer said like 4, I know that's not true. I don't know how it's calculating the time, because even the post-mission timers would say like 10 minutes after half hour+
• Too Short/Long: Just right.
• Did I cry: Nah.
• Soundtrack: Pretty good. This is definitely one of the better ones.
• Why I played: Megamanathoning
• Jank: It's a lot less janky than X5 and besides some stupid stuff, like instant death spikes which textures don't actually go all the way out to where the hitbox is, it's not really that janky. I guess the localization is still pretty uhh.. not great. X6 has a few pretty infamous lines.
• Difficulty: X6 is definitely one of the tougher ones and in ways that can be pretty frustrating, but the also dropped any pretense of lives/continues meaning anything as you always start at the last checkpoint after dying, even after losing all your lives. They started this with X5, but at least using continues negatively impacted your score, which affects your rank.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm pretty pleased with X6. It has it's frustrating aspect, but generally speaking I think people are far too harsh on this one. X5 I understand a bit more.
• Recommend to others: Of course, but keeping in the trend, I'd still recommend starting with 1 or 4 first.
  

Mega Man X6 overall I think has a pretty strong showing but maybe also tries to do too much when what's simple works better. That said, some of the ideas work out a little better in this one. There are ways your stage order can affect the following stage you play, the level design is pretty good, the part system is a bit better. How it handles rank and such is a bit more forgiving. Filling the level with rescuable Reploids is something they would continue to do in the Mega Man Zero series, so while it's not necessarily my favorite thing to have in every level, obviously some people like it. I think it would be a little better as a single stage gimmick(maybe two), than the whole game. It's a bit stressful at time since just one wrong move or hesitation can mean a Nightmare gets to them and they're just gone forever, no chance of rescuing, and many of them have parts/upgrades you can only get from them, so that part/upgrade is at risk of being gone forever. I'm just not a big fan of permanent missables in any game, but it does add an engaging sense of urgency I might not have otherwise had in some areas. That said, some it hindered the experience because I was treading so carefully, trying to draw out the Nightmare, which is what you really need to do in some cases.

The Nightmares are a bit annoying, maybe too abundant. I played this one as Zero because I played X5 mostly as X. I still did a lot of my backtracking and replays as Zero in X5, and I did the same with X in X6 to make sure I got everything before wrapping up the game. The Nightmares are way easier to take out as Zero because they have pretty small hitboxes and take a lot of hits, though X does have the Z-saber in this one as well, he's not quite as proficient so he's far less agile when using it, so Zero just feels better for the level design. The bosses definitely still feel more designed around X, so I guess it's balanced in some kind of way.

Anyway... I sure hope I've at least been slightly too harsh on X7 all these years...

Mega Man X5

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: ~10 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's fine.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: Pretty good, I don't think it's as standout as the prior.
• Why I played: Megamanthon continues
• Jank: It's a bit jankier than X4. Not so much in standard gameplay, but just how the game feels a little more mashed together, X5 feels like a Romhack, rather than a properly designed sequel.
• Difficulty: The difficulty in X5 comes with understanding all it's systems and how the game functions while still getting the most out of it. It's otherwise one of the easier ones... except for that damn final boss. They always make Sigma just so frustratingly difficult.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm more neutral with X5, I mean I'm please to play it again, but it's not perfect.
• Recommend to others: No more than any other X game, at this point, I'd say start with either X or X4 and play from there, but I wouldn't prioritize this one.
  

Mega Man X5 is a pretty divisive game for Mega Man fans. A lot of people just straight up hate this game and some will even claim it's the worst. It's not without it's problems, but generally speaking I think people are too harsh on it. Sure there are aspects you can nitpick to say "This isn't as good as this" when referencing specific aspect of it, but just because something else did it better doesn't make it bad. X4 was so good(outside the voice acting) and what did we get after that? A partially asset flipped game that feels a bit rushed, but tried to experiment with new systems, trying to modernize a formula we've seen over a dozen times at this point.

Mega Man X4

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: 10+ Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's solid for a Mega Man game, but I played it twice to play as both X and Zero as they have exclusive story/animations.
• Did I cry: I'd almost say no, except I did for a kind of meta reason. I was playing via the anniversary collection and there is a little achievement(Hunter Medals?) that comes up if you beat it with X without the Ultimate Armor. "True Hero" popping up as the restarted just got me.
• Soundtrack: Now we're getting into the really good stuff here. Not just a few notable tracks that trigger nostalgia, but a kickass soundtrack all the way through.
• Why I played: Keeping it going...
• Jank: The only thing janky about Mega Man X4 is the voice acting.
• Difficulty: It's much easier than the prior games... until it's not. The final boss is just unbearably difficult, and then, playing as Zero, the bosses just aren't designed(redesigned?) for Zero and it makes some of them way tougher. 
• Pleased/Disappointed: Extremely pleased. X4 definitely holds up the best so far.
• Recommend to others: I would definitely recommend X4, especially if someone isn't concerned with playing "all" the Mega Man X games, and just wants to get to the good part. X4 is definitely a great place to start.
  

Mega Man X4 was the first game released for a new generation after Mega Man X's SNES debut, and it does a lot to show that. I know there was some weirdness with PlayStation not originally wanting 2D games, but the game has a marked improvement on the previous games and glad they were able to get this out like this before making their rough leap to 3D.

Something I may have forgot to mention that annoyed me about 1-3 is that the second 1 pixel of an enemy's spawn point is off screen, that enemy respawns. In some cases, larger enemies will even pop-in partially on screen if you defeat their original version just slightly off screen of the spawn. It's a little tedious and very annoying. X4 gives just enough leeway for off-screen respawn that it doesn't change the feel of the game in any way but positive. I don't personally love enemies infinitely spawning, but in Mega Man, it's not usually like when you're standing still they constantly come at you, only where you currently aren't, they always spawn off-screen, and it greatly benefits to give a little extra space so that you can actually dodge attacks and back up slightly and not get stuck in an being-attacked infinite loop just because you need to move back an inch.

Also, even though we're not yet at widescreen or HD display, resolution is just way better and the screen real-estate makes for a vast improvement. Many Mega Man games, especially the X series, would super benefit from widescreen, so it's truly a shame the Mega Man series fell off kind of and Capcom only very occasionally does something with the original Mega Man IP. I'd love for new Mega Man X games, but on the other hand I'd worry too much that it wouldn't be exactly what I want, as many things that fall of for extended period of time and try returning don't exactly have the same magic with all new people or perspectives working on them. I want the natural successor to the series as if they never stopped, something that would have been made over a dozen years ago.

That said, I love this game, and while the prior three offer a bigger sense of nostalgia, X4 is just so good, nostalgia or not. The gameplay is refined, and while many levels may be easier because of many improvements, it's just so much more fun. Eventually having access to unlimited uncharged special energy allows a freedom of use that makes them feel far more relevant, instead of feeling the need to conserve. The bike level is way better than prior attempts. Like X3 before it, it makes an effort to have longer levels, and to balance that it has mid-mission checkpoints that work even if you lose all lives - a godsend. If they kept making longer levels but didn't do something like this, the game would risk growing tiresome.

The anime cutscenes... have terrible voice acting but ooze that mid-nineties style that embodies the epitome of what I like in an anime style. Something you just can't get today. The compiled cutscenes of Mega Man X4 are something I enjoy more than 90% of anime I've ever watched and that's like less than 20 minutes of scenes between both X and Zero's story.

Mega Man X3

(he did not put an end to Sigma for good)

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes. Except for the screenshot above.
• Time Played: 7-8 Hours?
• Too Short/Long: It's solid, a bit longer than the prior two, in a good way.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: A bit better than X2, but still not quite as good as the first, I don't think.
• Why I played: I'm keeping the Megamanathon going.
• Jank: It's definitely overall a bit more refined than the previous two. The "jank" really lies in how unbalanced it feels...
• Difficulty: It feels really all over the place. Partly I blame myself for forgetting that you can switch to Zero pretty much whenever during normal stages. The early game felt very difficult and this would have alleviated some of it. By time I remembered this, I had enough power ups where Mega Man didn't feel so difficult and the game started to feel like a breeze. There were still moments that were extremely difficult, and it kinda jumped back and forth between extremely hard and too easy for the rest of the game.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm still very pleased with it.
• Recommend to others: If not for the jumps in difficulty/ease, I would most recommend 3 of the SNES games, but that detracts it enough that the first still remains the best one to get started with, even if 2 and 3 improve upon it in some aspects.
  

I've never quite understood why X3 isn't as loved as the previous two. X3 has so much cool stuff. The armor pieces are almost* universally better, there are additional enhancements on top of that, there are a bunch of ride armors, the levels are more substantial, each about 2-3x as long as in X2, there is a bit more going on with the story, and of course, playing as Zero. I just forgot you have to move the pause/equipment screen with the weapon select buttons because I was not reading an SNES instruction booklet before playing this.

I think it's mostly due to the difficulty being all over the place, it wildly jumps from sections/bosses being a breeze to others that are frustratingly difficult. There is also the fact the *arm upgrade causes you to pause when shooting out it's full charges shot. This isn't something that affected me in the late game, but the first couple bosses I had to fight after getting it, it really screwed up my rhythm - which is something that is very important in these games.

Otherwise though, it's not bad, I think it may at least be the "coolest" of the SNES Mega Man X games and they're all pretty damn cool.

Mega Man X2

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: Yes.
• Time Played: 5 Hours? Honestly I don't actually know because the game itself doesn't say and it's in a compilation and such, so.
• Too Short/Long: Just right.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: Unfortunately, not as good as Mega Man X. The tracks are much more repetitive and just not as catchy for the most part.
• Why I played: Playing the first made me want to play the next. It's been so long since I played through the Mega Man X games... I might keep it going.
• Jank: Less than the first, not without, but barely noticeable.
• Difficulty: Hard to judge when coming right off the prior, as skill starts to build, but I would say X2 is a bit easier than the first - with some optional challenges being harder.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm pleased of course.
• Recommend to others: I would of course recommend it. Over the first if you never played Mega Man X? Probably not even if I think some aspects are a little bitter. The first is just more iconic in a few ways, but in general, I would definitely recommend it.
  

Mega Man X2 isn't entirely a different game than the prior. You start with dash ability which is great, and the armor upgrades are a little different, now the boots give you an air dash. It has the X Hunters which can appear in any level through a slightly alternate path, and the game tries to experiment a little more with unique and diverse stage mechanics. I think it's generally a bit better than the first, but it's not quite the drastic difference like Mega Man 2 is to the original Mega Man.

Final Fantasy VI

I am about to be "very harsh" on this beloved game. If you love it too much to read criticism, stop here. I'm not trying to change anyone's opinions, just expressing my own and venting a bit while I'm at it.

• Genre: RPG
• Spoiler Free Review: No, I talk about the story a bit. I try to be a bit vague though.
• Time Played: 35 Hours
• Too Short/Long: It's fine, I drew it out a bit trying to do/find everything, but it's also helped by some of the QOL of the Pixel Remaster.
• Did I cry: I almost teared up once.
• Soundtrack: It's pretty typical Final Fantasy fare. Maybe it seems like nothing special because I've played plenty of games that reused the themes, and though a few are noticeable and recognizable, I don't think it really stands out too beyond others. 
• Why I played: It's been on my list of games to replay for awhile. I never finished it and I was having a discussion with a friend about how I could barely remember the game and he seemed to think I played far less than I claimed. To be fair I estimated at about 3/4. I was closer to around 60% - I just forgot so much of the game because it had been so long since I played. We're talking 25+ years.
• Jank: It's not too janky, I imagine the current iteration accounts for a lot of the old bugs. That said, I still had the game lock up on me a couple times in weird ways that required me to restart it.
• Difficulty: Kind of a weird one. I'd almost say it was pretty balanced for an old RPG. At least earlier on it felt like it wanted me to use everything at my disposal, but it quickly fell into the trap of old rpgs where special enemies aren't affected by anything other than pure damage, so the only real answer to your problems is grinding + maximizing damage output. I didn't use 80% of the spell list because 90% of the time they were useless.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I'm... disappointed actually. I didn't think I was going to completely change my mind - I considered it a mid-tier Final Fantasy of what I had previously played, but I think after finishing it, I may drop it a few places. I was hopeful that upon finishing the game I would see what so many others do, but I just didn't.
• Recommend to others: Honestly, I would not. There are plenty of people who sing the praises of Final Fantasy VI and I don't need or want to be one of them. If someone asks me if they should play it, I would say they should if they have exhausted almost all other options. There are about 4 Final Fantasy games I would still recommend it over.

I have a lot of friends that are huge fans of Final Fantasy VI, so much to say it's one of the best games of all time, and at the very least the best Final Fantasy, and whether they know they're blinded by it or not, I'm chalking it 100% up to nostalgia. Don't get me wrong, I understand nostalgia plays a part in some old games I enjoy as well, and I try to recognize that when discussing them, I try to speak with a subjective tone "This is what I like" rather than "this is the best" but I also think it's easy to distinguish whether it's purely nostalgia or not, when some games can be introduced to someone for the first time to positive reception. Granted this isn't technically my first time playing Final Fantasy VI, but I had a better outlook toward it when my memory of it was much more hazy.

Mega Man X

• Genre: Action Platforming
• Spoiler Free Review: The only spoiler is the screenshot above.
• Time Played: 5 Hours?
• Too Short/Long: Just right.
• Did I cry: No.
• Soundtrack: It's filled with unique tracks that are considered classics today. I'd say it's pretty great.
• Why I played: Alice was playing it recently and it made me want to play it too.
• Jank: It's not perfect. There are slowdown point when too much is happening on screen, like when you go down the minecart, and it doesn't handle perfectly, but the first Mega Man X is a lot better Mega Man.
• Difficulty: Surprisingly difficult. Either my reaction time and pattern recognition have taken a severe hit in the past few years or I just forgot how hard this game was.
• Pleased/Disappointed: I am (almost) always pleased with Mega Man. I've played this plenty so it's not like it was anything new.
• Recommend to others: I will always recommend people play Mega Man games, regardless of age, preferred genre, and other tastes. I know it's not in quite the same standing but for me, playing Mega Man is like playing Super Mario Bros. or Sonic the Hedgehog. If you play games you should know it, to some degree. This is arguably the best place to start if not the original Mega Man.

I haven't played the original version of Mega Man X in some time. Last time I played it Mega Man X... last couple times really, it was Maverick Hunter X. Which is an excellent version of the game, but it's a remake and not exactly the same. Maverick Hunter X is a full blown remake and I'd argue the definitive version of it, but maybe at this point it feels a little aged as well. Maverick Hunter X is now closer to the release of Mega Man X than the current date, and that's kinda crazy to me. Also the original is available on pretty much everything while Maverick Hunter X is only playable on PSP(and maybe Vita/TV for digital version?).

Mega Man X is really hard, and maybe one thing that Maverick Hunter X by default makes it a little easier is having a widescreen format. Sometimes the literal second you step back from where an enemy spawn, just like, a few pixels, the enemy respawns. It makes it a little tough to navigate and dodge attacks and stuff sometimes when the design of the game feels like it wants you to pretty much only progress with forward momentum.

I found the game a little frustrating at times. That said, there was marked improvement as I played, learned what enemies did, and how to react, etc. and honestly that's how a Mega Man game should feel, but it's been long enough that it practically felt like playing the game the first time. The game keeps you on your toes though and never quite becomes a walk in the park, even after obtaining every upgrade. I still love the game though and maybe I'll have to see the rest through again sooner than later.